Funny kill/death/drown messages

[OstrichPolicy]

The idea is to think of one of these.

• a killmessage: when someone killed someone else,
• a deathmessage: when someone simply died of an unknown cause, could be anything: falling, driving face-first into a wall, use your imagination; it doesn't have to be realistic
• or a drownmessage (needs explanation? ).

They can be related to BF2/Sandbox in some way, but they should be funny!

The cleverest and funniest ones will be displayed when someone dies in a Sandbox-race, so you may see your own message sometimes.

OstrichPolicy discovered he actually does need his lungs, spleen, and spinal cord. (death)

[IronEagle]

yeah they are really funny
make me wanna race endless
btw i have some msg

... just got terminated by ...
... thought he was Chuck Norris.
... has been raped by ...
... was a moving target for ...
... made friends with ... rockets
... Thought the cannon would work

[0o-|TERRORx|-o0]

I have a few for you

Apparently, [name] likes to hug walls.
[name] forgot to bring his parachute to the race. Wait.. You shouldn't have to use a parachute in a race !?
[attacker] pwned [dead guy]!
[name] thought he was a fish but he was not.

[IronEagle]

[death] just had a facewall
[death] had to learn the cars can blow up
[death] just got owned by [killer]

[TheSniperBase]

[name] likes trains.

[OstrichPolicy]

Silly OstrichPolicy.. Cars can't dive! (drown)
OstrichPolicy divided by zero. (death)
OstrichPolicy doesn't believe in breathing. (death)

[Enzo98]

[Name] thinks he's Ayrton Senna (or Gilles Villeneuve)
[Victim] and [Killer] think they are Massa and Hamilton.
[Name] had a creeper in his car
[Name] wants ink from squidzorz.

[OstrichPolicy]

[Name] thinks he's Ayrton Senna (or Gilles Villeneuve)
[Victim] and [Killer] think they are Massa and Hamilton.

Mkay, another requirement: everyone should be able to understand it what it means.

[victim] is picking [killer]'s shrapnel out of his teeth. ( MOH, anyone? )

[IronEagle]

[Death] just kissed a creeper
[Death] had a TNT Block in the car
[Killer] just trow the Kickasshammer after [Death]

[Enzo98]

[Name] thinks he's Ayrton Senna (or Gilles Villeneuve)
[Victim] and [Killer] think they are Massa and Hamilton.

Mkay, another requirement: everyone should be able to understand it what it means.

Massa vs Hamilton:

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And Ayrton Senna and Gilles Villeneuve:

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They both died at Imola. Imma make that track for the next event!

[-=Coperaxe=-]

[Death] (fall) [name] got pwned by gravity
[Death] (fall) [name] took his backpack instead of parachute
[Death] (rpg) [name] thought he could catch the rocket
[death] (knifed) [name] was apparently not immune to knives
[death] (any death) [name] was apparently not transparent

[OstrichPolicy]

OstrichPolicy just concluded that cars can not float. Thank you!

@ Tenth: I see. In the last video, he's displaying quite some skill!

[Enzo98]

[Name] thought he was doing crashtests in Rigs of Rods

[IronEagle]

[Name] thought he was doing crashtests in Rigs of Rods

lol how funny if you know the game

[ProWaffle]

ProRoffle just died due to loosing the key of awesomeness.